What the ass is this?

Hello my sweetlings,
How goes the online world? I haven't been on in forever, but c'est la vie when you're partying it up with a bunch of illegal aliens... It's been raining constantly out here and hopefully it'll flood. Not much new news to chat about. I had a conspiracy theory about cloud forming sprays and hurricanes and all that wonderful stuff(this one goes deep, and all the way to the top...) but not much time to type it in so i'll save it for another session. I'm still trying to decide what to dress up as for the aliens' halloween party. Maybe i'll do the ole trusty briefs and a towel cape costume... or maybe i'll dress up as an INS agent...HA! Great idea!